The Best Therafy for Me

Therapy transforms to a pataphysical, bird-like form of Theraflu.

There’s a song that keeps looping around in my head like a lemming’s kit. It’s called “Memories.”

That alone could provide me with hours of wordplay enjoyment, I’m sure. But I don’t want to work with memories right now.

What I want to experiment with is the reframe, which I think is so rich and full of meaning. This is how it goes:

Hey, hey
Yeah, yeah

I also want to look at the rest of the song (believe me, it is a very condensed form of wisdom, this song):

All the crazy shit I did tonight
those will be the best memories.
I just wanna let it go for the night
that would be the best therapy for me.

And then I want to tackle this part in particular which I find fascinating:

It’s gettin’ late but I don’t mind.
It’s gettin’ late but I don’t mind.
It’s gettin’ late but I don’t mind.
It’s gettin’ late but I don’t mind.
It’s gettin’ late but I don’t mind.
It’s gettin’ late but I don’t mind.
It’s gettin’ late but I don’t mind.
It’s gettin’ late but I don’t mind.

This is the video. If you watch it, don’t say I didn’t warn you. Here I would like to properly credit a Jeannie(us) who once told me something absolutely brilliant: “You can’t uncrack an egg.” This is what I’d say about this video if you decide to watch it. It would be nice to propErly crEdit but at this point I’ll just do a Google search in the hopes that someone else said it frist.

No such luck. However, Yahoo! Ants Words does give us the answerve to “Why can’t you crack an egg in the palm of your hand?” (including bonus ropfo). Or, if that doesn’t suffice, try Steven’s video version. This is one of one the funniest uckfing things I have ever seen. Eggland’s Best are NOT, I repeat: NOT, trick eggs. And how much am I loving the wife at 1:14: “If I break it, Imma be mad.” I get this. It’s like, you almost want the impossible to be true so badly that you’d be terribly disappointed if you found out that the exception this-proved the rule. Or something.

“REAL EGG. SOLID. NOT CRACKED.” -anonymous You Tube video lady who buys Eggland’s Best

However I can’t perform my experiment right now because it’s gettin’ late but I do mind.

C O N T I N’ T O B E D U E

Or, if you prefer a more musical version: Contin’ doo bee doo. But if you go that route, you’ll be missing Trump 7 in its entirety and that could pose a problem. “To be due” as LE CHARIOT. One wonders if one can play this count-the-letters game with things other than naims. This might need to be reserved for another experiment.

One leads to aNOthEr, and then there were deux.

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