Leaders

A bee, see.

Did he have cheese?

Hate chai, Jake A.

Hell, I’m in…oh, Pete

Cue our EST

You’ve eaten double, you! Icks! Why?

Antsy.

Now I gnome I abyss sees

Necks tie I’m own shoe sink rhythm-y.

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Fie Friend Um Words

1. Verbaroctocera (definition: Octocerata)

An eight-wicked candle

A conjugating dinosaur

A fur-covered stone with feet-like appendages named Sarah, in a pub

For the U.S. President at night in Naples

2. Fusome (definition: Handy reat handsome notable)

Two ways to say just a bit

Instructions to a fireworks factory worker about how to finish the M80s

A cynical woman’s advice to her recently divorced friend about how to treat men

What a little kid says when they don’t understand

3. Homatropine (definition: an alkaloid prepared from atropine and from other sources. It is chemically related to atropine and is used for the same purpose)

A new dance move popular in the clubs with today’s modern kids

A grammatically and phonetically incorrect way to say “I am going to throw a bean.”

High altitude tree

The rodeo in which homats are captured with lassoes

4. Stellerid (definition: a starfish)

A way to eradicate stellas from anywhere

An exceptionally bright student

When the guy’s friend advises him to come clean to his wife, re: his torrid affair

What one says about the Empire State Building when comparing it to Seattle’s Space Needle

5. Comfortably (definition: in a comfortable or comforting manner)

An invitation from someone affected by rhotacism to join the party, but only for the French cheese

Directions about how one should arrive: in a secretive way

The world’s best bathtub brand

A misspelling, where correct spelling is comfortablis (see also: cheap white wine in a box that sounds fancis)

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Alone

A loan

Lonely

One lie

Eil noe = I’ll know

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ANGRY

And cry

Ran gy = rangy or ran guy

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FUCK YOU

Why oh you. Fuck.

You. Why? Oh fuck.

Cuff cue.

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ENOUGH

No U = Enogh a.k.a. Gone H

never ( )
to have ( )
it’s not ( )

Basta!
Es suficiente
Ça suffit
Bəsdir! (where the e decided to roll over on its back, kicking up its legs while laughing uncontrollably)

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SCREWED

Crew Sed

Cruised

Wed Cres, or Dew Irks

Do Works

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SATISFIED

At his fight

Sit, as if Ed

Sighed fats

Die, as if Saints

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The Loneliest Number

Eon.

As in:

e·on
ˈēən,ˈēˌän/
noun
  1. 1.
    an indefinite and very long period of time, often a period exaggerated for humorous or rhetorical effect.
    “he reached the crag eons before I arrived”

Alternatively, NOE could be the loneliest number. That’s the nuclear overhauser effect.

Meet NOE’s friends:

Other experimental techniques exploiting the NOE include and are not limited to:

HOESY, Heteronuclear Overhauser Effect Spectroscopy
ROESY, Rotational Frame Nuclear Overhauser Effect Spectroscopy
TRNOE, Transferred Nuclear Overhauser Effect
DPFGSE-NOE, Double Pulsed Field Gradient Spin Echo NOE experiment

In any case, this post was constructed to prove that 1 is not a lonely number.

Now, the question remains: what is the loneliest letter?

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Ri(gh)te of the First Night

La novella sposa

Ovvero la bella fanciulla

 

Judgment

Utilizzata già, o meno?

Si vedrà.

 

Perchè con questo

Rito antico

Illibata doveva essere

Mah!

Ancora un altro po’…

E il fanciullo-sposo, ansioso

 

Non può essere il primo.

Ovvero,

Ci vuole un barone a

Tamponare questa lunghissima attesa.

Il mio diritto è questa di notte, lo dice lui.

Sesso (femminile), che peccato.

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Multi-lingual Kisses

b A c i

b E sos

b I s O U s

Oh, such soul!

Küsse (to cuss)

verdammt erstaunlich Kuss!! (she küssed)

Kussen: A Dutch cushion

Pillow kisses

A low lip

A wallop

Sekssi

Baciamiancora…

eancora…

eancora…

Un’ancora

Tie me up, hold me down

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